We have all had that "Well that outfit was a shit idea. What on earth was I thinking?" moment as you flick back through your old photos. Me probably more the most, I regularly misheard 'non-uniform' day for 'fancy dress' day and it never ended well.
So here you have my top five Fashion Fails....
1. Velour Tracksuits: I blame the Paris Hilton's, Jessica Simpson's and Britney Spears' of the world for causing this to become an acceptable situation. I still question to this day how Juicy Couture managed to get grown women to walk around with the word 'JUICY' on their backside in diamontes and gold foil.
2. Fur Boots: Let's face it, any style advise that comes from the lyrics of a Flo Ryder song should not be taken seriously. It's more than ok to wear 'apple bottom' jeans WITHOUT 'boots with the fur'
3. Clear Bra Straps: We get that they are clear, but we can definitely 100 million percent still see them.
4. Harem Pants: The only person that can pull off the 'Aladdin-Chic' look is the man himself and perhaps MC Hammer.
5. Skousers: Thats right...the skirt-trouser combination. The whole world felt the entire teenage girl population fall to the floor in a mass breakdown when high schools deemed them not 'suitable' uniform. "BUT BEWITCHED WEAR THEM?!"
So here you have my top five Fashion Fails....
1. Velour Tracksuits: I blame the Paris Hilton's, Jessica Simpson's and Britney Spears' of the world for causing this to become an acceptable situation. I still question to this day how Juicy Couture managed to get grown women to walk around with the word 'JUICY' on their backside in diamontes and gold foil.
2. Fur Boots: Let's face it, any style advise that comes from the lyrics of a Flo Ryder song should not be taken seriously. It's more than ok to wear 'apple bottom' jeans WITHOUT 'boots with the fur'
3. Clear Bra Straps: We get that they are clear, but we can definitely 100 million percent still see them.
4. Harem Pants: The only person that can pull off the 'Aladdin-Chic' look is the man himself and perhaps MC Hammer.
5. Skousers: Thats right...the skirt-trouser combination. The whole world felt the entire teenage girl population fall to the floor in a mass breakdown when high schools deemed them not 'suitable' uniform. "BUT BEWITCHED WEAR THEM?!"
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